Scene 1
"The Deal"

Bad guy: "THUNDER! VASQUEZ!"
Thunder: "How goes it Bad guy."
Bad guy: "PI rules." <flash pi sign>
Vasquez: "All the way." <Bad guy lead way to kitchen>
Thunder: "The big boss is going to have something big go down. Here, in your area"
Bad guy: "What do you want? Tea, Coffee, or the usual?"
Thunder: "Usual?"
Bad guy: "Water."
Vasquez: "Water?"
Bad guy: "What did you expect? Liquor? This is a PG-pi film for Pete sake."
Thunder: "ooookkk. In that case I'll have some of that Asian soda."
Bad guy: "Please, Take a seat." <Bad guy grabs two cans><opens><put on table in front of camera> "So what's this big operation that's so important that the boss doesn't want to call me about it."
Thunder: "There's going to be a big trade with the Euler gang. I mean big."
Vasquez: <start right when Thunder ends> "Everyone's going to be there. They'll bring their army, and we'll bring ours."
Bad guy: "Where's this going down, and what is it?"
Thunder: "A very innocent place. And no one knows what the trade is."
Vasquez: <start right when Thunder ends> "The FBI will never suspect the place."
Thunder: "Residential area. {Street name}"
Vasquez: "Do what you need to do to make sure the boss is safe."<some how transition to black>

Scene 2
"The Plan"
<Pitch black><door opens and lights flicker on><Bad Guy, Thunder, Vasquez enters room>
<Bad Guy Lays down paper>
Bad Guy: "So this is the layout of the place."
Vasquez: "The Package will be coming to us. One way in."
Thunder: "You place your men in those houses."
Vasquez: "The agreement with the Euler is we get every other house, they get every other house."
Bad Guy: "How many?"
Vasquez: "Everyone."
Bad Guy: "Everyone?"
Thunder: "Everyone. If something goes wrong we are to take out the Euler Gang completely. Each and ervy last one of them."
Bad Guy: "I'll have our people there one four before the arrival."
Vasquez: "Good, the big boss will be there at exactly 12:00. The trade Ten Past." 
Bad Guy: "I'll be on it. Right after tea."
Thunder: "Of course."
Bad Guy: "Please." <Bad Guy lets Vasquez out first, holds Thunder back slow> "What's your secret. How do you get a fine girlfriend like that?"
Thunder: "Easy, Tell a lame joke, and if they laugh it means they want you."
Bad Guy: <picks up phone and dials><phone rings> "Hey Michelle! This is Bad Guy!"
Michelle: "Hey Bad Guy"
Bad Guy: "Two pretzels walking down the road."
Michelle: "Yeah."
Bad Guy: "One was a salted."
<Michelle LOL><Thunder Clicks phone off>
Bad Guy: "HEY, I was on a roll!"
Thunder: "Not now. Tea?"
<Thunder walk in front of camera><camera pull out Big G wearing same shirt><different location>
<Door bell>
Picard: "HEY BIG G! Waz up man!"
Big g: "Sup Picard. We got something big with the PI gang. Our boss wants us all there."
Picard: "Well come on in."
krystal: "Hey there handsome."
Big G: "Sup Crystal.." <goes inside>
Picard: "Drink?"<from kitchen>
Big g: " Yeah, I could really use one right about now."
Crystal: "Rough day?"
Big G: "Yeah, this morning, when I woke up, I saw my wife."
Picard: <laughing> "I don't blame you." <laughing>
Big G: "Lucky you. I could stare at your wife all day."
Picard: "Aparently you never saw her with out her makeup."
Big G: "Uh oh, here comes the look."
<Krystal stares picard down>
Picard: "Oh duf."<camer move to white>

Scene 3
"Arrival"
<White from mail box pan out.>
<ground view> <black cars pass over> 
<Cars pass from front><view location BA><Bad Guy and PI 4 approach front door>
<Pick lock click><door open><alarm on>
Bad Guy: "Take care of that."
PI 5: "yes sir."
<take out computer terminal hack alarm system>
<Cars Park><Pi gang><synchronized car exit><People walks towards house>
PI1: "Carvin has disabled all phone lines."
Bad Guy: "Good. Let's go."
{4 people per house, two at door two jumps fence}
<All holding leathal weapons><2 people wait at door look at watch><after 20 seconds works on door> <door breaks open>
PI2: <come in from back> "Every one on the floor now!"
<screaming><PI1 makes way to up stairs>
<Person1 at phone pushing buttons> Person1: "No, NO! The phone is dead!" <drops phone><on knees> "Please don't kills me oh please." <continues crying>
PI 2: "Shut up!" <pauses> "Shut up!" <shoot. tranquilizes person 1>
PI 1: <in background> "On the ground now!"
<Location B>
Jack: <Breaks in><shoots at first sight>
<floor 2><Person 2 shoots shotgun> <euler 1 ducks> <comes back up shoots person 2 dead>
Picard: "Did you really have to do that?" <walking past Jack>
<Location A><PI 3 enters through back with PI e>
Vasquez: "No one's home."
<thunder turns on TV>
Vasquez: "What are you doing?"
Thunder: "Don't worry, we have ten minutes before we have to unpack. Then another half hour till the bosses arrive." <silence except tv>
PI 3: "Hey. I remember that movie. So fake."
Vasquez: "It's only a movie, expecially this kind of a movie. it's not suppose to be realistic." <in back ground Vasquez walks by>
<back to previous house> 
<PI 2 comes in house carrying bags of weapons and ammunition><family tied up and gaged>
<up stairs at window> <takes out weapons><sniper settles in><guns cocking in background>
<view Bad Guy outside house> PI 2: <through HR> "All houses are set." <Bad Guy raises arms, gives command to cars to leave><walks to far house><cars pulls out>
Bad Guy: "What took so long." <Pi 1 hesitates> "Never mind. I don't want to know. You're fired." 
PI 1: "You can't fire me!"
Bad Guy: "Of course I can. You misinterpreted me." <flame thrower clicks> "I meant that quite litterally." <pulls out flame thrower and shoots><Flame covers entire screen for transition>

Scene 4
"10 minutes"
<Outside in ally><Even work adding on to pistol>
<Location A>
Thunder: "So this is it huh. The big deal."
Vasquez: "10 minutes."
PI 3: "Lock and Cocked and ready to rock."
Thunder: "Will you stop quoting from movies!"
Vasquez: "It's driving us crazy, you sound dang lame."
PI 3: "So sue me!"
Vasquez: "Okay! I Will!"
PI 3: "You want to be my lawyer?"
<Ally><Even Work still adding on><now size a lot bigger>
<location B>
Picard: "Hey Jack. 8! minutes."
Jack: "Looking sharp."
Euler 2: "Let's rock." <fist thingy> 
Krystal: "Get away from me you duf."
<Ally><Even Work still adding on><size of a mini turret>
<Location A>
Vasquez: "Good luck."
Thunder: "Don't need any, I was born lucky."
Vasquez: "Tea?"
<ally><Even Work still adding on><size of a big sentry gun>
<Location B>
Picard: "I have one question. Why did you have to shoot the residents? Almost none of them resisted. The PI gang are the baddest arms dealer and they didn't kill one person."
Jack: "Them stupid Aisan aren't what you think. They must have something up"<euler 2 in back'hey, hey, hey' > "thier sleeves."
euler 2: "You know what I think."<pause> "okay, stupid question. They ain't as tuff as us drug dealers you know. They got them ship..."
<ally><even work now sitting><tank like weapon>
Even Work: "Yea! Like them apples."

Scene 5
"The Arrival"

<Location BA>
Bad guy: "Is everything in place?"
PI 4: "Yes sir."
Bad guy: "Good."
PI 5: "Their almost here."
<Location A><silence watching window>
<Location B><silence watching window>
<Ally><Even Work checking out pistol>
<Location BA>
PI 6: "They're here. 30 seconds till final destination"
<cars pull in><goes to end of street makes turn and stops>
PI 5: "The Euler Boss will be here in 60 seconds."
<view from pi boss car><view from BA window>
<cars pull in>
<street><both gang cars set in motion><meet in center of street>
<all doors open><step out>
<view from BA window>
<street><door close>
<both gang open one door for boss>
<boss meet in center>
PI: "It's nice to finally see you Euler."
Euler: "All these years of buisness, pi, and we never met face to face. How in the world did you come up with a place like this for buisness?"<looking around>
PI: "Save the idea for important trades. This was it."
Euler: "And you're sure the FBI won't suspect this place?"
PI: "FBI my..." 
<view from BA window>
<street>
Euler: "sure?"
PI: "positive."
Euler: "only fools are positive."
PI: "You sure?"
Euler: "Positive." 
<silence>
PI: "WELL. back to buisness."
<snaps finger>
<PI E rolls case up><Euler E does same>
<PI E opens><view of inside blocked><Euler E does same><View of inside also blocked>
<PI gives node><Euler gives node>
<close lid><E walks towards each other><makes smooth hand off and walks back>
PI: "Nice doing buisness with you."
Euler: "Wish I could stay longer and chat." 
<Loaction A>
Hudson: "Do it ferro."
<Ferro puts PI 3 to sleep>
<Jade hits neck knock euler e knocks euler out>
Han: "You ready Jade?"
Hudson: <pick up ham radio><turns button> "Han, are you ready to rock and roll?"
Han: "Any time you are Hudson."
Hudson: "My best wishes to you and Jade."
Han: "and to you and Ferro."
<Out side><shots fire><half life sndt 10 start>
{Blowhorn}: <while white van pulls in unloading swat> "Freeze! This is the FBI, CIA, The us marines, US sp. ops., and why the heck is the IRS here!"<At same time Swat in roof blows hole and enters><approaching sniper's nest>
Guard 1: "Is the IRS really here?"
IRS: "I right here."<geek>
<Euler guards thorws down weapons.>
Euler: "Pick that up!"
Guard 1: "Just checking."
PI: "Someone's going to pay for this." <taking sunglasses off>
<sudden movement fireing pistols at Swat><same time PI guards takes out guns><guard holding suit case><sides fall apart and gun revealed{from romeo must die}>
<cue track 10 0:25:5 >

Scene 6
"Street Battle"
<All starts to shoot><SWAT takes cover while getting shot>
<Sniper in location BA is killed> 
Bad guy: "Ohhhh. duf."
<Bullet passes through guard knees bends backwards>
<bosses gets in car>
Ferro: <ham radio><turns knob> "The euler just"<view location BA> "shot our snipers! they've turned on us! we"<shot>
Bad guy: "Initiate Annilation. PI RULES!"
Han: "The PI gang killed my snipers! I need"<han shoots ham radio>
<Street><PI guards kills Euler Guards and takes cover>
<PI car moves to end of street pulls into garage>
<inside garage door close><cue sntd about 0:55>
<Location C><swat and Euler exchanging fire>
Euler E: "we've been ambushed!"
<swat takes cover>
<sudden stop><sntd pause>
Tourist: <in chinese>"STOP! let's take a picrture!"
<Family comes together><Gives camera to Euler E>
Euler E: "everybody say cheese!"
<everyone including pi and euler>
Tourist: <in poor english> "Thank you thank you!"
<Action resumes><sntd unpaused>
PI 4: "We got visitors from the swat."
Jon: "Go over there"<point to bathroom>"take heavy weapons there and"<points to room><view at other end of hall jon cut off by shots><PI 4 and PI 5 Exit sniper nest enter bathroom><PI 6 and Big Dude Exit><Fireing out door><swat return fire>
<Bid dude takes out heavy assult rifle><shoots through wall><cue sntd about 1:10> 
<swats getting killed>
<PI 4 and 5 exit bathroom fireing><takes position at stairs>
<PI 6 and Big Dude exit room and fires down hall>
<Jon exits nest and makes way to down stairs>
Jon: "Make sure every one of them are down. Big dude, come with me"<big dude starts for stairs>
<PI 6 and 5 enter on of room swat in><Swat 4 scared trying to reload><PI 6 takes weapon from swat><puts swat to ground and sticks gun to head>
<Location C><Euler and swat exchange fire><swat hit><Euler with rocket launcher at window hit><outside><rocket streams by>
<Location BA blows up>
<Bad guy takes cover>
<location C>
<Euler sniper snipes ground guards><euler sniper sniped>
<euler e nervous><freaked out> <End sntd>

Scene 7

Swat 3: "Sir! Why aren't we moving out!"
<Swat 2 moves and get Swat 1 out>
Swat 2: "Medic!!!!"
Medic: "I'm right here you duf!"
Swat 2: "We need back u..."
<shot in the back>
Swat 3: "Get the heck out of here!!!"
Swat 4: "But Sir. Jim and Carol are still lying out there"
Swat 3: "Forget them! We'll get ourselves killed if we stay any longer!"
Swat 4: "But Sir, we cant just leave them behind."
Swat 3: "We're moving out and that's and order! And if you want to be left out here alone be my guest."
<swat get's in van and about escape>
Bad guy: <through front door> "no you don't you duf!"
<Pulls out RPG and shoot's van><van blows up>
Bad guy: <takes cover> "WILL!"
PI 4: <into ham radio>"We're spraying the place."
<house>
PI 7: "Everyone down."
<PI takes cover>
<Will comes out with chain gun>
<Han in house bottom floor><shoots out side>
<will hit><<Jon opens fire>
Hudson: "I'm going over to Han."
Ferro: "Carefull." 
<Hudson come out house jumps fence>
<into house>
Hudson: "Hey Han!"
Han: "What took you!"
<other house>
Bad Guy: "You! go help Thunder!"
Hudson: "Someone's here!" <point guns at each other>
<PI 4 enters>
Euler 2: <comming out of bathroom> "Ohhhhh that feels much.... DUF!" 
Han: "So that's where you've been."
<View hudson then Han><han shoots Euler 2 falls>
<Hudson takes cover><PI 4 hit in face>
<Hudson looks up>
Hudson: "You do know that was crazy right?"
Han: "Well, sometimes crazy works."
Hudson: "I'm going to get Bad Guy."
Han: "Remember, we need him alive."
Hudson: "Well, "<fist in hand> " First time for everything."

Scene 8

<Hudson enters location BA>
Hudson: "They got the guy you sent over there. Who else is left?"
Bad Guy: "Just him."
PI 6: "Ohh Duf."
<Hudson grabs Bad Guy's gun hand shoots PI 6><matrix sntd start><Bad guy grabs Hudson gun hand><spin><position against wall firing><both out ammo>
Bad Guy: "Duf. So it was you. How much did they offer you?"
Hudson: "Nothing."
Bad Guy: "Duf!!"
<Fight stuff>
{sprinkler on}
<hudson falls on rake>

Scene 9

Han: "This is crazy!"
Jade: "Duf!"`
<Ferro enters room>
Ferro: "Did you let Hudson go alone to fight Bad Guy!?"
Han: "Yeah why?"
Ferro: <mad> "that was not the brightest thing you did! Ngghhhhhh." <the look>
Han: <struggling> "Oh all right. I'll go get him."
Jade: "I better go with him just to make sure he doesn't make anymore dumb moves."
<han peers over fence><wide eyes>
Han: "Hudson!"
<Jade and han jumps fence>
Jade: "Duf"
Han: "He's still alive."
Jade: <into ham radio> "Code PI emergency. need assistance right away."
Han: "All right, let's get him to a shadier place." <carry hudson><bad guy fires><Han falls><Jade covers>
Jade: "Han!" 
Han: "I'm alright." <View of bullet in bullet proof vest>"ohh, just got the wind knocked out of me."
Jade: "You stay here with han. I'll go hunt Bad Guy down."
Han: <Grin with sigh of relife shaking head> "I love you"
Jade: "Ferro, I need you. we need to go in and look for Bad Guy."
<Ferro picks up pistols leaves sniper nest>
Jade: "Play dead." 
Han: "Why?"
<Jade gives look><Han grins and lies down>
<exits house to fence>
<ferro comes>
Ferro: <fading> "Duf."
Jade: "No time, let's go."
<Ferro akes deep breath while following jade> 
<enter house>
<shot at>
<jade shoots back>
Bad Guy: "My lovely Vasquez. Or shall say Ferro. And Hudson instead of Thunder. Why didn't I see it come."<Ferro peers out> "The four of you working together and having different names could only mean one thinhg." <Ferrro shoot>
<gun battle>
<arrest Bad Guy>

Scene 10

Jade: <Push Bad Guy> "Take him." 
Ferro: "How is he?" 
Jade: "He's ugly."
Ferro: "No! I was talking to him." 
Swat 5: "I'm sorry. There's nothing I can do. He'll just have to suffer in pain and die." <pause> "Or we can just put a bullet in him and end his suffering."
Bad Guy: "Well, so you." <cut off by jade>
Jade: "OH yeah, I forgot to read you your rights. You have the right to remain silent. So shut up."
<in ham radio> 
Swat: "We have just apprehended the PI boss."
Bad Guy: "I didn't think the goverment was smart enough to pull this kind of under cover operation."
Jade: "They're not. I'm a bounty hunter."
Ferro: "Let's end this."
<Jade nods>
<At same time>
<Ferro>
Ferro: "Everyone, put your arms down. Bad Guy and Our boss has both been arrested by the swat."
<Jade>
Jade: "Every one seize fire. There's no use. The FBI has what they want."
<view euler listening to jade>
Jade: "They have captured the PI boss. The FBI will have no mercy unless you surrender."
<View of PI>
Ferro: "This was your last warning. Over and out"
<Swat movin in on room> 
Swat 6: "Come out with you hands up. If you fail to do" <cut short by gun fire>
<Swat fires><one throws granade>
Euler 3: "Oh duf"
<different location>
PI 8: "Don't shoot! I have a hostage."
<Swat snipers PI 8><Hostage screams and falls to ground>
PI 9: "oh duf."<Shoots out door><hostage screams more><PI 9 gets hit>
<PI 9 on ground><Swat enters room><PI E comes out shoots><one swat shot><PI e shot><more swat enter room><PI 9 pulls pin><swats takes notice and runs>
Swat 6: "COVER!" <Explodes><swat falls on camera> transition>

Scene 11

<few gun shots in back ground and talking on ham radio><swats standing 3 feet><all looking at hudson><Ferro on knees><Swat's slowly goes off>
<ham radio conversation>
"This is location 31 and we are in need of assistance. Over"
"Loaction 4 is cleared. over"
"Loaction 15 cleared. over"
"DUF! you broke the van! you broke the bloody van!"
"MEDIC! I'm in need of medical attention here!" <from Team Fortress>
SPR: "Angle four forward. angle four forward. do you copy over."
Swat 5: "Wrong movie kid."
SPR: "Oh, sorry."
Swat 5: "Don't sweat it kid. Now go back to your buddies in saving private ryan."
<2nd to last swat leaves> 
<ham radio continues in back ground>
<ham radio conversation>
"Loaction 9 is cleared. over."
"We have a hostage situation at location 26. we do not have a shot. negotiator requested. over."
" Copy that. Setting up snipers ant location 5 and 3. Negotiator is on his way. over"
"Hey watch where your shooting!"
"This is location 5. I have a Shot. over"
"Location 8 is cleared. over."
"PI RULES!!"
"What the, who 's that?"
<end conversation>
Swat 6: "Jade, Ferro, Han. This is the best undercover word I have ever seen. I'm sorry about Hudson. He was really something."
<ham radio>"Joe, we need your assistance at location 9."
Swat 6: "On my way." <pats ferro on shoulders>
Jade: "Ferro,"<stuttering> "I'm sorry."
Ferro: <crying> "Why is evry one apologising to me? You guys didn't kill him. no one could've done anything."
<han reaches into pocket of hudson><takes out flat oragami fortune teller thingy><ferro looks up at han>
Han: "Hudson, he told me he was going to give this to you after all this. He said to chose your favorite." <hands her paper><ferro folds out><does few thingy you suppose to do><ferro opens fortune><wedding rings falls to ground>